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Postado em 23 de April
dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS




Postado em 23 de April

beingsuperwholocked:

ejacu-latte:

thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

The dino one is so cute

Yes that is Sherlock texting John



Postado em 23 de April

I hope the inside of my bag doesn’t reflect my personality because it’s very boring. Just a wallet, phone, chapstick.

I hope the inside of my bag doesn’t reflect my personality because it’s very boring. Just a wallet, phone, chapstick.




Postado em 23 de April

thefuuuucomics:

what the fuck is this



Postado em 23 de April

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ


Postado em 23 de April

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!



Postado em 23 de April

There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.


— Jonathan Safran Foer (via royalholmes)



Postado em 23 de April

sorry:

Well at least if I end up in hell I won’t have to live through cold and rainy winters



Postado em 23 de April


Postado em 23 de April

punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape



Postado em 23 de April

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick



Postado em 23 de April

littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class



Postado em 23 de April

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."



Postado em 23 de April

40s-queen:

samandriel:

paradoximas:

so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone

rocking around the T H E  F I E R Y  P I T S  O F  H E L L

You will not be disappointed



Postado em 23 de April

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week




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